This is obviously getting deep six'd [BAM!] It took a full domain change to drop scatological and transvestite as our top keywords you asshole!
I actually saw an ad for this, or at least that same animation on a random porn site I visited a couple of days ago. No way would I stick my dick into anything mechanical.
It sounds more like a pencil sharpener than windshield wipers. So it's like sticking your dick in a pencil sharpener that gives blowjobs.
This is no joke. It was a kickstarter that reached its goal. People want dick sucking robots and they want them now.