Dick Sucking Robot Review

Discussion in 'monkeyCage' started by cmdrmonkey, Feb 12, 2015.

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  2. This is obviously getting deep six'd [BAM!]
    It took a full domain change to drop scatological and transvestite as our top keywords you asshole!
     
  3. I really worry about you sometimes Monkey....
     
  4. I actually saw an ad for this, or at least that same animation on a random porn site I visited a couple of days ago. No way would I stick my dick into anything mechanical.
     
  5. Actually I think it was chi that broke the news about this device several months ago.
     
  6. Oh yeah, I think I found it whilst browsing kickstarter.
     
  7. It sounds more like a pencil sharpener than windshield wipers. So it's like sticking your dick in a pencil sharpener that gives blowjobs.
     
  8. I know I'm getting old when I look at this thing and think about how good it could feel on my neck.
     
  9. Jesus. I thought this was a joke. It was on fucking Kickstarter?
     
  10. This is no joke. It was a kickstarter that reached its goal. People want dick sucking robots and they want them now.