Fake vs Real: The Great Boob Debate

Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by bfun, Jun 10, 2013.

  1. #1 bfun, Jun 10, 2013
    A friend of mine is getting a boob job. Being a married man I'm not sure what the proper etiquette is for these type of things. I can't say they look good, I can't say they look bad. I think the best I can do is just act stupid and clueless. I've got that mastered.
     
  2. #2 monsly, Jun 10, 2013
    Stare at them and say 'niiiiiice' real slowly.
     
  3. #3 cmdrmonkey, Jun 10, 2013
    I'm not a fan of fake breasts. Naturals almost always look better, even small naturals. Tell her not to go through with it.
     
  4. #4 Armadeadn, Jun 10, 2013
    I like fake breasts. If done well. Tell her to consider it at length.
     
  5. #5 bfun, Jun 10, 2013
    I'm not saying anything. Stupid and clueless FTW.
     
  6. #6 cmdrmonkey, Jun 10, 2013
    Why? They look like balloons and have disgusting scars. They also don't feel as good.

    If she has at least C cups, she shouldn't even consider fake boobs.
     
  7. #7 monsly, Jun 10, 2013
    bfun should give her an honest appraisal of her tits. What mark would they have got before? How have they improved? Detailed analysis is what the ladies crave.
     
  8. #8 bfun, Jun 10, 2013
    I have to agree with monkey on this one. I like the jiggle in my Jello.
     
  9. #9 alterego, Jun 10, 2013
    Corporate America loves fake boobs. There's always that angle. Never to be underestimated...
     
  10. #10 AKS, Jun 10, 2013
    Make sure that this is accompanied by a numerical rating of each body part, such as a 7/10 for legs, 8/10 for butt, ect. to provide a frame of reference. She'll definitely appreciate that.