Indeed, skinny jeans are for fags, hipsters and scene kids. I was resistant all throughout highschool, but I finally succumbed during a certain very wild phase in my life (identity crisis) and I walked around with jeans so tight they were nearly tights. The best size to get is, obviously, not too baggy or not too tight. Wear what is comfortable and what fits.
Whut the hell is a dry slap? What kind of slaps are you giving, when you need to differentiate between a "dry" and a "wet" slap?