Studio honcho: So, waddya got for me today? Studio executive: I've got Men in Black crossed with Ghostbusters starring Ryan Reynolds. Studio honcho: *swigs from Dasani bottle, stares blankly* Studio executive: With craploads of CGI. Frozen time! Explosions! Ryan Reynolds gets crushed by a bus! Studio honcho: Hmmm, did you say CGI? Studio executive: And Ryan Reynolds is dead. So it's kind of like Walking Dead. Except it's like MIB. Studio honcho: *looks at watch while clearing throat* Studio executive: Comic sidekick! Jeff Bridges! Like Wyatt Earp crossed with Bill Murray from Ghostbusters, but he's dead so it's sort of like the sheriff guy from Walking Dead! Except funnier. Studio honcho: *raises eyebrow* It just seems like it's missing something. Studio executive: Errrr, more CGI? Studio honcho: *slight glimmer in eye* Go on. What was that about a bus? Studio executive: A scantily clad Marissa Miller is CGI'd onto the windscreen of a bus at high speed! AAA cleavage! Studio honcho: Consider it greenlighted.
Retarded MIB. ;D That looks so lame but so right. Jeff Bridges voice in this will piss me off though.
I saw Wild Wild West while visiting a friend in Connecticut for a few days. He didn't have air conditioning and there was a heat wave. I have fond memories of that movie even though it was terrible because the theater had air conditioning.
I have bad memories of that film because I thought it was on a 2 day hire from Blockbusters. It wasn't though, so I had to pay twice. I don't know how a film like that could be so unenjoyable. Takes a special sort of talent I reckon. I'm sure MIB 2 was close to it but, luckily, my mind has erased any detailed memories. Now it's just a distant fog of dread lurking at the back of my mind.
I didn't watch the trailer until I saw the above. Still, way too much gratuitous Ryan Reynolds for even Marissa Miller to contain. It was a good song! Will Smith makes good enough movies, they aren't great but good enough!
Everything's a rip off of something these days it seems. Men In Black was enjoyable, maybe this will be too.