I want to fart on Shit LeDouche's face for ruining Indiana Jones with his fagginess and being a horrible actor in general. I think the movie could have been ok, but then he rolled up on his fagcycle and ruined everything just like he always does. I also want to fart on Justin Bieber's head for obvious reasons. And JG Wentworth for his fucking annoying commercials. Forget that. I think I'd take a shit on JG Wentworth.
I'm going to go with Shia LeDouche. If I put my ass that close to Bieber, his natural instinct would be to lick my asshole, and I'm not cool with that.
I was gonna add I nice black square shaped mustache to that Picture.... but yeah I'd hit it literally