My statistics teacher was a hairy bearded man who would unbutton his shirt and molest his man boobs while teaching class. I remember him talking about how statistics were lies and damn lies while groping himself. Sometimes he would start moaning too. Maybe t tests and chi square really turned him on.
Discussing percentages eh? This is the Gaffer’s and his apprentice Ichi's domain. Tread carefully gentlemen. Very carefully indeed.