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Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by cmdrmonkey, Jan 24, 2011.

  1. Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle
     
  2. I see Apple won the "Slide to Unlock" patent case. What a crock of shit.

    Oh well, nothing left for me to do but to patent "Press Start to Pause" and "Press A to Jump" and just watch the cash roll in.
     
  3. Apple is now trying to sue Kodak even though Kodak is bankrupt. Apple knows no decency.

    Cue Alterego coming in to tell us why frivolous lawsuits are a good thing.
     
  4. Go to google and type:

    do a barrel roll
     
  5. tell siri to do a barrel roll
     
  6. Get in a barrel and roll around.
     
  7. http://consumerist.com/2012/02/best-buy-surprises-customers-with-impromptu-pornography-on-store-tvs.html

    LOL. I love how the woman says it was more hardcore than regular pornography, but then says she's never seen porn. I also like how she presumably stood there staring at it for five minutes.
     

  8. Must have been in 3D
     
  9. Must have been the good kind of violated for her to stare for so long. The Teen Anal Nightmare 2 kind of violated.
     
  10. Why don't people do that over here? That woman sounds like the kind of person who'd feel deeply violated if she saw a snowman with a carrot penis. People need to get real and stop being offended at every little thing. I'm curious to see what this image consisted of to cause such offence.
     
  11. My screensaver was totally spazzing out earlier. This is what it's meant to look like:



    But this is what it was doing:



    Random.
     
  12. If it was blue waffle or goatse, then the mental trauma is understandable. There was a similar stunt done somewhere else where it was actual video.

    Lets hope monkey never does this with the scat videos he no doubt possesses
     
  13. "This video is private."
     
  14. I've switched them from private to unlisted, let me know if it still works. I'm pretty sure that video I embedded of my gears Xbox was set to private and that worked ok, hmmm.
     
  15. so you'd assume anyone who commented must have stared at it for the entire duration. and all neweg reviewers go through FULL inspections of their stuff before criticising it.
     
  16. I'm currently sat in a car, in the rain, with a tyre that just exploded, waiting for the RAC. Shit.
     
  17. Where abouts are you? Motorway?
     
  18. Just watched you videos Arm, I before thought those were of you smartphone (how you got it on a video is anybody's guess lol...) but it's not!! it's of your regular monitor??? is the aspect ratio on that video WAY off or are your monitor's demensions like 19" x 5"!! it's like TINY WIDTH WISE!! WTF??
     
  19. Which videos are you on about exactly?
     
  20. I think he's talking about your screensaver videos