Chat Room

Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by cmdrmonkey, Jan 24, 2011.

  1. Football is for chumps!
     
  2. Football is for real men.
     
  3. Then why do they all cry and fall to the floor whenever they brush past each other?
     
  4. It's acting. Anything to get the upper hand.
     
  5. Real men don't have to rely on underhand tactics.
     
  6. Fucking Natwest.. Haven't been paid. They found this problem more than a week ago, this is a fucking joke.

    EDIT: Apparently Natwest are having some issues but they have now pushed the firm's salaries through. Mrs Grim can have her birthday tomorrow after all.
     
  7. About 10:30 this morning I lost my glasses somewhere at the office and i still can't find them. Getting damned annoying now as I am struggling to see the screen.
     
  8. Are they on your head?
     
  9. what's worse misplacing your glasses or your cane?
     
  10. Natwest had it sorted last week as they paid me after I had to wait a whole day. They best not do it again next Friday.
     
  11. I acturally lost my glasses at about 10:31 1 month 2 weeks and 4 days ago. I still hadn't found them. I keep a backup pair on me though. Nothing worse than looking for your glasses when you don't have your glasses, at least when you lose your 'mobile' you can just 'ring' it.
     
  12. don't ya'll call it 'spectacles' or something though?? lol
     
  13. Maybe back in the 1800's.
     
  14. I'm rocking dual monocles.
     
  15. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting divorced. He needs to come out of the closet, but I'm afraid he's going to make some other poor girl his beard. It will probably take a Travolta type situation where he gets caught cross dressing and trying to rape other men for him to finally admit he likes dudes.
     
  16. How come you know all the latest celeb goss?
     
  17. It's all over a few pages of The Sun chi. Thats the man version for me but he must hit the celeb magazines or online versions. Poofta.
     
  18. Monkey is in touch, monkeys are always touchin something.
     
  19. That funky Monkey!!
     
  20. It was front page news in the US. It was the biggest story on CNN yesterday. Kind of shows you how screwed up the priorities of our news networks are.