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Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by cmdrmonkey, Jan 24, 2011.

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  1. #401 Grim, Mar 11, 2011
    Why is it that the day I book off work my burglar alarm decides to go off at 7am even when it wasn't set?

    Shattered!
     
  2. #402 Armadeadn, Mar 11, 2011
    It's called Monsly's Law.
     
  3. #403 Armadeadn, Mar 11, 2011
    Another day, another natural disaster. In case you haven't heard there was an earthquake in Japan which caused a tsunami. Double whammy 10pts. Now, I don't want to make people think the end of the world is coming but, uh... I think the Earth doesn't want us here anymore.

    It seems to me that there's been a lot more environmental disasters in recent years than before, but that might be because these are the ones that have happened since I've been old enough to understand.
     
  4. #404 HellRipper, Mar 11, 2011
    Dont forget the disaster in New Zealand some weeks ago.
     
  5. #405 Phisix, Mar 11, 2011
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    Shaken not stirred baby!
     
  6. #406 bfun, Mar 11, 2011
    What the bleem! Ireland is two countries? I though tit was like North and South Dakota.
     
  7. #407 monsly, Mar 11, 2011
    It's more like East and West Dakota.
     
  8. #408 chi, Mar 11, 2011
    Only northern ireland is part of the UK. The southern bit belongs to NOBODY
     
  9. #409 Phisix, Mar 11, 2011
    Or the IRA.
     
  10. #410 monsly, Mar 11, 2011
    You daft racists.
     
  11. #411 bfun, Mar 11, 2011
    This is complicated. I knew more when I knew less.
     
  12. #412 Phisix, Mar 11, 2011
    One who knows nothing, can understand nothing.
     
  13. #413 chi, Mar 11, 2011
    One who knows everything, understands nothing.
     
  14. #414 Phisix, Mar 11, 2011
    The world and the humans are willing it's own end. That is the will of knowledge.
     
  15. #415 monsly, Mar 12, 2011
    The will of knowing nothing, means the world cabbage.
     
  16. #416 Phisix, Mar 12, 2011
    Down in the garden with the poddington peas!
     
  17. #417 chi, Mar 12, 2011
    When you want to dance or simply run around.
    There's some friends down there to take you everywhere.

    Sh-sh-sh-shoe people
    Sh-sh-sh-shoe people
    Sh-sh-sh-shoe people
     
  18. #418 chi, Mar 12, 2011
    What's that guys, 1000 posts? I make up 17% of this forum. For shame, you guys. For shame...
     
  19. #419 Phisix, Mar 12, 2011
    By spamming half of your posts you cheat. Congrats on reaching the first high ground. See you again at 5000. :p
     
  20. #420 chi, Mar 13, 2011
    My posts are quality, little to no spam at all. There's no way I'll get to 5000 posts. This forum will be dead in the water, just as monkey wished.
     
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