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Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by cmdrmonkey, Jan 24, 2011.

  1. I threw my back out today. I bent over in the garage and that was it. Hit the floor and couldn't get up for over an hour. Also I've never once failed to get a cell signal in my house. Not once. But apparently the garage floor is a dead zone because every time I tried to make a call I got a no cell service message. Fortunately I was able to turn that into rage and flip over so I could stair at the ceiling instead of the floor.
     
  2. Did you not have WiFi either? Whatsapp to the rescue.

    I wook up once many years ago not being able to move after hurting my back at work, its quite a weird experience.
     
  3. Get yourself a LifeAlert old man...
     
  4. No. Pretty sure my phone was part of a plot to kill me.

    If it happens again I want a button that has someone rush to the house to put me down.
     
  5. Sounds like a good reason to start smoking medicinal marijuana.
     
  6. Sound's like he needs to stop bringing his boyfriends around.
     
  7. I've noticed the gay acronym is getting longer, now a Q has been added and it is LGBTQ, how long before it uses all 26 letters?
     
  8. I know. I thought the Q was offensive but I heard an LGBTQ ambassador say it was fine.
     
  9. Let's derail this PC train...

    Why is body dysmorphia disorder grouped with sexual orientation?
     
  10. #5413 cmdrmonkey, Nov 11, 2016
    Last edited: Nov 11, 2016
    Fucked if I know. I think people would be way more tolerant of gay, lesbian, and bisexual people in this country if they dropped the tranny stuff from their movement. Gender is a separate issue from sexual orientation, and I don't think we should be trying to normalize mental illness.
     
  11. I just opened Firefox on my PC and a window popped up over the IE icon that said IE was faster and safer than Firefox. That's odd.
     
  12. I've seen it go up to LGBTUA

    On a side note; is anyone watching Westworld?
     
  13. Yes, Westworld is great. Best sci-fi show in many years.
     
  14. Westworld is so awesome that it makes you want to punch your mother.
     
  15. But she always gets killed before anyone can have a turn.

    Do you guys have any interesting theories?
     
  16. Someone has been replacing redbox discs with old people porn

     
  17. At least he didn't have to watch Central Intelligence... The Rock actually made that movie suck. Kevin Hart playing Kevin Hart was still awesome.