@AKS Speaking of US banks, I've heard that many of them may soon be doing away with free checking now that they can't rape poor people with overdraft fees the way they once did due to new regulations. The reality is that all US banks suck except for USAA, and you have to have military connections or be in the military to get into that.
Drink related mate. Had a few mates around again even though I was planning to have a quiet night in the recover from the night before. Was a good night until two of my mates who are together were having a proper bad pissed up argument and my dick head of a flat mate called the police because he was pissed of with it. He told me before they came and I was like wtf you stupid twat. Cue my front door opening a little bit later with me thinking who the hell and two police walking up my stairs. Sketch me the fuck out lol. Still drinking now as not been sleep, but not drinking heavily of course. Just chilling play the card game shit head, lol. Life story over/
we Use the term Shitfaced also, in fact I'm planning on getting Shitfaced tomorrow loving the fact that I've got the weekend off work It's about time I had some fun
Now I've NEVER heard that expression before. I assume it fits with our previous talk of being on the piss?
Taken from Micheal Mcintyre If you're middle classed enough, you can say absolutely anything to mean you're pissed. Last night I was totally rosebushed!
I have jury duty tomorrow. On the one hand it's good because I got excused from medicine rotation for the day. But I've heard it's really fucking boring, and you have to basically sit there in the courthouse from 7 until 4 staring at the wall. And apparently they call so many people, in all likelihood, they don't even end up needing you.
Yep, that was pretty much my experience when I had to go in Orlando in August. There's pretty much two scenarios. A. They call your name in a group of like 40 people. You go into the courtroom with them and they do the general "this is how it goes" and then lawyers from both sides talk to support their side and bring up hypothetical questions.. somewhat related to what the case is about. They don't tell you exactly what the case is about. This goes on for hours and hours, you even get a lunch break (wtf!). Then near the end, they tell everyone to wait outside.. I had to wait like 40min.. then they call everyone back in, and pick a handful. Good times.. B. They don't call you for any group and you sit in the waiting room all day long. Literally all day long. So in closing, bring a phone charger, cuz you might be surfing the web all day on your phone.
Finally finished my dissertation. Came up to around 26,000 words. Going to submit this beast in on Tuesday and after that I will be free! Been really busy since then, but now I will become a proper active member. It was all really hectic before.
I have a friend who was selected for Jury duty and discharged and fined after laughing during a trial in which two 23 year old men accused an old scout master of abusing them as teenagers. Apparently, despite biting his first really hard he couldn't help sniggering and this in turn set of several other jurors; the ultimate outburst occured while one of the accusers recounted a tale at which the old guy "ejaculated on his face"...it's one of his better pub stories and completely true...
I would have laughed my ass off. I'm sorry but any teenage boy who lets some old dude jizz on their face is a fag.