I generally regard most religious mumbo jumbo in the same way but the Muslim concept of 72 virgins in heaven is the most stupid of the lot. Imagine spending eternity with 72 clingy, paranoid women...f**k that.
And would they remain virgins forever? Would you have to keep breaking them in every single time you screwed them? Doesn't bother me at all though, I'm not going to heaven. I'm going to a hole in the ground where the worms will eventually consume my empty husk.
Well yes, since the term virgin is something we use to try and explain what it is they're getting in the afterlife. Muslims don't actually believe they're getting 72 women who've never been laid. A better description would be "pure beings" as reward. Whether or not they get to screw them is something else entirely..but I was simply making a joke.
Virgins suck at sex, so spending an eternity with a bunch of virgins doesn't sound like much of a reward.
Finally got an iPhone after years of wanting one. Using it now. Now I can talk crap wherever I am haha.
Yeah I found myself posting on pvc a lot more after I got a smartphone. I can check the site and post from just about anywhere.
gettin a functional netbook was the deathnell to my smartphone lovin days. even the kind of smart dumphone I got now is kind of frivolous...
Yeah I had an LG cookie for a while and just been using a crappy blackberry for the past year. This is the first time I've had a decent phone with Internet.
Snowstorm in October. I don't even have a winter coat handy. I AM GOING TO EAT ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE
No need. Its locked to O2 and that's my network. Im on text and web so I top up 10 pounds and get 500 free texts and 500 mb of internet.