Fourth of July

Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by cmdrmonkey, Jul 2, 2011.

  1. What will you be doing to celebrate your freedom from the tyranny of Branston pickle and mushy peas?
  2. I'm going to plant a tree just like George Washington planted the idea of freedom in those communist bastard's back yard.
  3. The 5th of July is where it's at!
  4. I planned on ritualistically sacrificing a donkey. Same as every July 4th.
  5. Watch out you don't get attacked by aliens.
  6. Seems reasonable.
  7. Yeah, that would mean lots of terrible Will Smith one-liners and grandiose Bill Pullman speeches, and we wouldn't want that.