Free Sex on Monday

Discussion in 'monkeyCage' started by bfun, Mar 14, 2011.

  1. #1 bfun, Mar 14, 2011
    Thats right. PVCF3 will now be offering FREE sex on Mondays. This is a limited time offer and coupons do not apply. For further details please contact cmdrmonkey. Also, for the free sex, please contact cmdrmonkey.

    Thank you.
    The Managment of PVCF3
     
  2. #2 Grim, Mar 14, 2011
    Well its gone midday on Monday and I haven't been given my sex yet. Very disappointed and with service as bad as this unless I am offered some sort of compensation very soon I don't think I will ever be coming back.
     
  3. #3 Armadeadn, Mar 14, 2011
    I was given my free PVCF3 sex yesterday as the test bed for today's day of free sex. It didn't smell very pleasant.
     
  4. #4 supersonic, Mar 14, 2011
    That's because cmdrmonkey doesn't brush his teeth.
     
  5. #5 bfun, Mar 14, 2011
    It's the American way.
     
  6. #6 Phisix, Mar 14, 2011
    Does he do the Cleveland Steamer?
     
  7. #7 Armadeadn, Mar 14, 2011
    No steamers were present but there was definitely some chocolate covered action. At least I think it was chocolate...
     
  8. #8 Phisix, Mar 14, 2011
    Monkeys frivolous freak faeces fun?
     
  9. #9 Armadeadn, Mar 14, 2011
    That's what the sign said :)

    Still, I had a good time.