I take it you've never seen Iron Chef? The guy on the original Japanese show was actually way more flamboyant and over the top than the new guy.
No I'd never seen it. Maybe that episode of Futurama where Bender faces off against Elzar in the Iron Cook competition will be even funnier now. "I can't lose" knocks on chest twice "I'm 40% iron!"
Typical Chinese construction. LOL. It was full of water and she wasn't injured. The cab driver got stuck too and they both had to be pulled out with a fire ladder.
From the film Baseketball by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. If you haven't seen it, fix that as soon as possible. It's basically about a couple of losers who create a new sport that gets huge. It mixes the rules of baseball and basketball and players are allowed to "psych out" the player taking a shot. Obviously almost all of the psych outs are hilarious but the second one in this video is my favourite. P.s. Every film these guys have made has been hilarious, see this if you haven't already.
Here's some guaranteed funny on a Wednesday morning, a collection of the many fails that all happened in May this year:
An important lecture beautifully articulated by resident of Vernon, Florida, explaining the intricacies and nuances of neuroanatomy, neural correlates of behavior, theoretical frameworks for executive and cognitive functioning, and applied neuropsychological assessment.
It would appear that not only do people this stupid actually exist, but there's loads of them over there in Americaland.