Funny Videos!

my cat used to bight my scalp when she gets feisty and I'm sitting on the couch or something. I take that as a sign I need to go wash my hair.

 

But did you get some?

 

Sean Connery talks about how every woman needs a good pimp slap from time to time.

 

"It's ok to hit women as long as it's with an open hand" seems like a terrible thing to say but "they're allowed to beat the shit out of us while we just take it" is perfectly acceptable.

 

that's when you grab them by their ribs and tear them in two you never hit a woman.

 

I don't condone hitting women, I just resent the massive double standard.

 

No woman would dare smack you - your reputation for tearing Rottweilers in half surely precedes you everywhere.

 

Bullying in schools has apparently gotten so bad even adults aren't safe.

 

Yeah I saw that on the PDS this morning. Those kids need a good beat down, where's the rape victim father killer guy?

 

Then I win.

 

You need to channel your dog snapping skills into abusive kid snapping skills.

 

Now you're being ridiculous. Unlike a dog's legs a humans arms are designed to move in that direction.

 

I'm sure your find a way. Just pull them round the back

 

Doesn't work on humans, you've got to change tactics depending on your foe. I find people are more susceptible to broken necks.

 

Crucifix pose, from behind, grab both arms then apply leverage to middle of back with foot.

 

I can't believe there's something arma can't rip in half. It makes me sad.

 

I bet he can't rip a phonebook in half. In fact, after his doubts as to the limits of the human skeleton, I don't even think he could really tear a dog in half.

 

He has a special technique in which he uses a GameCube to pin the dog and get extra leverage. Ripping pitbulls in half requires proper breathing, posture, and technique.

 

My point was that no matter which way you pulls a humans arms they won't crack the ribs making the chest cavity collapse, you'll just break their arms.

And by the way I can tear a phone book in two with my bare toes.

 

LOL! It's not just any GameCube either. I always carry my portable GameCube around with me for just such emergencies.