Donald Trump has been all over the news lately here in the US for his political clownishness. I guess he's OK for a laugh now and then, but it's hard to believe anyone could honestly consider this guy for US President.
Trump even has his own MLM/pyramid scheme called ACN where he dupes poor people who haven't heard of skype into going door to door to sell an overpriced video phone. The guy is a rich sleazebag with ridiculous antics who's good for a laugh now and then and not much else. On a side note, his daughter is ridiculously hot. I'd fuck the shit out of her, although she looks like a total stuck up bitch.
I could only have a one night stand with her, taking great caution with contraception. The gene that causes this must be controlled and contained:
This is hilarious for so many reasons. You have the perv walking in naked wanting to do something with a cat, cool whip, and an underaged girl. But the police take it to the next level by being over the top drama queens in apprehending the guy. Was it really necessary to have someone tackle him in a sniper ghillie suit?
Fleece Johnson and the Tossed Salad Man will having him doing things that make the cat thing seem rather ordinary.
This cobra gets completely and utterly owned by a mongoose. Cobra misses with every strike, the mongoose only needs one. (skip to 1.17)
I almost cried after I saw this... it's so beautiful compared to the horrid original. P.S. This is NOT death metal, it's Metal/Deathcore. I generally don't like Metal/Deathcore. But this is an exception.
It's a pretty good commercial because that's the reality of shopping at a brick and mortar electronics store like Best Buy. You end up talking to some high school kid who doesn't know anything and isn't paid enough to care.
It's not the jobless... it's the homeless. It's like running a gauntlet. "Quick, pretend to text someone or fiddle with your ipod, ok... I'm safe now".