@cmdrmonkey I'll supplement your bad acting collection with a demonstration of the great gifts of Steven Seagal.
Old McDonald's ad: I didn't realize that the first iteration of Ronald McDonald was this creepy pedo-clown who kidnaps kids. A very bizarre take on McDonald's mascot, but far less scary than the pedo-clown in the previous video. mod edit: fixed old mcd's ad video link EDIT: Thanks, I wasn't sure what the problem was.
@AKS Look. It's Gary Busey, the child molesting clown. And apparently their burgers were just as shriveled up and nasty back in the 60s.
If you've been to a movie theater in America, you're probably familiar with the irritating texters and talkers who screw up the viewing experience. The culprits are usually teens, but they can also be irritating adults. Well, the Alamo Drafthouse theater decided to fight back, throwing anyone out who texts or talks during the movie. Even better, they took one of the nasty voicemails they received and used it as a advertisement. It's very satisfying to hear how angry she is about being tossed for her inconsiderate behavior. I wish more theaters would do this.
Even texting is annoying because the light from the cell phone screens is distracting while trying to watch a movie.
You can tell this woman feels as though she's entitled to treat the theater as though it is her own personal living room. She's citing her rights as a US citizen and the like. People like this believe that they have rented the theater for 90 minutes to do as they please just because they bought a ticket for $8. They have no consideration for anyone else. To the contrary, she clearly feels as though she has been victimized by the theater personnel. Admitting that she was using her phone as a flashlight proves she was late. Admitting that she has texted in every other theater in Austin proves that she has been chronically inconsiderate and poorly behaved in every theater she visits.
Have you seen this barking cat? It barks like a dog until it gets caught by the owner. Then it resumes meowing like a cat. Pretty peculiar.