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cmdrmonkey · Sep 6, 2012

I think Chi enjoys these stories.

Prologue

Its happened to everyone at one time or another. You're on the toilet
taking a much needed dump. You feel relief at having emptied your
bowels. You reach over and spin the toilet paper roll and tear of a few
sheets. Raising your ass slightly, you lower your hand to your butt
trench and begin wiping. Then it happens.

Like most guys, and why its done, who knows? It's probably something
psychological. Before dispensing the toilet paper you raise your hand
for a quick look. You notice that your finger has punctured through the
paper and your finger is soiled with excrement.

You're disgusted. You even might swear or gag at the sight. You shake
off the toilet paper into the bowl but before flushing the toilet, which
isn't a top priority at the moment, you stand up and head for the
bathroom sink and quickly turn on the water.

In the mirror you catch your reflection standing there with your
upturned hand about to plunge it under the running water. For reasons
unknown and unexplainable, you hesitate.

You're compelled to do something. Looking at your soiled finger you
slowly lift it up, pausing several inches from your nose, careful not to
let your finger touch you. Cautiously, you take a hesitant sniff.

A pungent aroma swirls up your nostrils. Momentarily, you're disgusted
with yourself but that passes and you take another whiff, much deeper
than the first.

To your amazement, you find the scent of your dirty butthole somewhat
pleasent. You look at yourself in the mirror. You shake your head in
disbelief at what you are doing.

'What if my buddies could see me now?' You wonder to yourself. 'What
would they think of me?'

You pass your finger under your nose again and inhale the ripe aroma.
Something stirs within you. A feeling of arousal sweeps over you and
looking down at your crotch you notice that your cock is on the rise.
With each whiff of your finger, your dick jerks itself up to erection.

In your chest, you can feel your heart begin to quicken its beat as you
slowly lower your hand to your manhood. Curling your fingers around
your shaft, you masturbate while at the same time you pass your dirty
finger back and forth under your nose, absorbing the stench which you
discover is arousing you.

Your fingers, slowly gliding up and down your fully erect penis, send a
trillion pinpricks of excitement coursing through your veins.

You can no longer control your urges. You are at the mercy of your cock
and its desires. You no longer think with the head on your shoulders
but rather with the one between your legs.

As you rub your fingers over the flaring, mushroom head of your cock,
feeling the viscous fluid seeping from your pisshole, you take another
deep whiff of your brown tipped finger before lowering it to your ass.

Gently, you graze your finger over the hair along the crack of your ass.
Like a featherduster, your soiled finger brushes the hairs softly,
adding to your mounting pleasure.

You apply pressure, and your finger sinks into the warm, sweaty valley
of your butt. Your finger glides slowly through the forest of hair
towards your asshole. As it grazes through the hairs you perceive
something entwined, knotted in your butthair.

'Is this a small clump of shit or toilet paper?'

You continue to drag your finger and a soft moan escapes you as you
touch the moist, slimey lips of your asshole. You rub your finger in
circular motions over the slightly puckered lips.

A twinge of shame takes hold of you, or perhaps disgust, for you realize
that you are still dirty back there. You can feel it. You know it.

Compulsion again takes hold of you as you withdraw your finger and raise
it closer and closer towards your nose. Only this time, pure lust takes
control over your actions. Your cock throbs as you slowly touch and rub
your soiled finger against the skin under your nose, all the while
inhaling the ripe, pungent stink.

You've made a discovery. As time goes on, what you discoverd becomes a
craving. A need. The insatiable desire for dirty butthole.
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monsly · Sep 6, 2012

You capitalised his name. That angries up his blood more than anything. It's lucky for me that I could care less or I'd be quiet stressed right now.

supersonic · Apr 22, 2016

Virtual Reality and its shitty goggles.

cmdrmonkey · Apr 22, 2016

Agreed. I'm having a really hard time believing that strapping heavy, expensive scuba goggles to your face is the next big thing in gaming.

Give us the holodeck from Star Trek or GTFO.

supersonic · Jul 24, 2023

Grown men watching Barbie

cmdrmonkey · Jul 24, 2023

I might end up getting dragged to Barbie by my wife. Will watching it make me gay?

supersonic · Jul 25, 2023

To quote the Shah of Iran. My estimation of you as a man just fuckin plummeted.

bfun · Jul 29, 2023

I'd like to go see it if I get a chance. I don't know a lot about it, but it's PG-13 80's Satire so it's bound to be interesting.

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