The Theory of Everything It was both sad and beautiful and left me with more questions than I had when it started. 8/10
Louis Theroux: Ultra Zionists I never understood what the deal was with the West Bank so I gave this a watch. It's a messed up situation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=700&v=DduUcPSU_TM
Kingsman: The Secret Service Cheesy yet still enjoyable. 7/10 Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation As usual a pretty good action flick with a great villain. However the back story for this one was pretty darn close to another recent spy movie. 8/10
Robin Hood Prince of Theives I hadn't seen this movie since I was very young. Robin Hood Men in Tights makes a lot more sense to me now. This is a very bad movie that was practically crying out for a parody. Kevin Costner's American accent and deadpan acting are so bad. And the sets look like they're made of cheap cardboard.
Fury It was a pretty good war movie. The tank battles were the best part. Everything else was okay. 8/10
Knock Knock Keanu gets held hostage by two bad girls who basically rape him and destroy his life. Keanu gives a decent enough performance even though this isn't a typical movie for him. The girls were hot. It was an okay trashy horror thriller that was pretty typical of Eli Roth. If you like his other stuff like Hostel and Cabin Fever, you'll probably like this too. 6.5/10
Shaun the Sheep I get the feeling this might have been more enjoyable if I'd ever seen any of the regular episodes. 4/10.
Bad Influence It was like an early version of Fight Club starring James Spader and Rob Lowe, minus the outrageous twist ending.
The Visit. Saw it for the lolz thinking M. Knight Shamalyan could use the money... but it was decent. It's a really weird mix of creepy + intentional comedy. It was different enough to make it worth watching for cheap. Skip the trailer, as it pretty much gives away all the 'scary' bits, I rolled into it unplanned and was pleasantly surprised.
Pan It wasn't as bad as the critics said but it wasn't great either. Hugh Jackman was actually really good. 6/10
San Andreas It was a big, dumb disaster movie that seemed like it was out of the 90s. I mostly kept watching because Alexandra Daddario is really, really hot. She has really nice boobs, but it's her eyes that tip her over into 10/10 Scarjo hotness territory. My wife loves The Rock for his big muscles and sexy smile. Carla Gugino was in it for dudes who like MILFs. You know what, this movie had something for everyone. 7/10
^ lol that is pretty dead on. I usually like The Rocks movies in general. But that blue eyed girl tips this movie upwards a few points. 8/10.
Combo time. I saw San Andreas tonight - enjoyed it, pretty decent disaster film. Thought the end was a tad anti-climatic but it never bored me.