I told you, make him feel unwelcome. Make sure all the slippers are odd, turn the heating off and put on some wubstep.
We're living in times of austerity, they should make me the next PM I could cut the deficit by half in my first week.
You'd save money in one sense, but the whole of the UK being reduced to using broken Nexuseseses would surely have some consequence.
We live in a throwaway society, 90% of men no longer attempt to fix things. Real men do their own fixing whether it be the car, the boiler or the TV.
I would have to leave before 9 for Dwarf so probably not worth it. I might be able to do tomorrow, especially so as the wife has threatened to go out with friends ;D
I shall keep you updated accordingly. If she doesn't bother to do out I may still be able to sneak on for a couple of hours.