PVC Member Awards 2012

Discussion in 'Pipeline' started by supersonic, Dec 2, 2012.

  1. Jesus invented years, Romans invented months plus day names and the British invented the clock. It's simple.
     
  2. Oh not this again.
     
  3. But who invented Jesus? Not so simple is it?
     
  4. Re: Re: PVC Member Awards 2012

    J.K. Rowling wrote the Bible so technically she did. It was a kind of test run for the Harry Potter books to see if people would go along with all the make believe magic and stuff.
     
  5. We made the US too. ;)
     
  6. You also lost it too... so.. uhh.. finders keepers?
     
  7. We did not want it anyway, we had more Empire...which we gave away...yeah.
     
  8. That's our pioneering spirit. We conquered a quarter of the world and then lost it, we invent sports and aren't any good at them. We produced so many technological marvels but "made in Britain" means it'll break as soon as you look at it. That's the British spirit.
     
  9. You guys still have Emma Watson.
     
  10. I think she lives in LA.
     
  11. Only on New Year's Eve you fools!

    Also, we invented the internet... although America makes the most of it. YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Google, all American.
     
  12. Indian!
     
  13. Thems fightin words.
     
  14. We invented Television and also free hand outs.
     
  15. Is that some kind of masturbation technique?
     
  16. Free mony benefits not hand jobs.
     
  17. Oh I see. Well don't sell yourselves short. You probably came up with the free hand job as well.
     
  18. i thought DARPA invented the internet? They absolutely pioneered spy cows.
     
  19. Didn't you watch the Olympic opening ceremony? That man invented the internet in that house
     
  20. We also invented chavs, so I guess we lose almost everything we've worked for.