Jesus invented years, Romans invented months plus day names and the British invented the clock. It's simple.
Re: Re: PVC Member Awards 2012 J.K. Rowling wrote the Bible so technically she did. It was a kind of test run for the Harry Potter books to see if people would go along with all the make believe magic and stuff.
That's our pioneering spirit. We conquered a quarter of the world and then lost it, we invent sports and aren't any good at them. We produced so many technological marvels but "made in Britain" means it'll break as soon as you look at it. That's the British spirit.
Only on New Year's Eve you fools! Also, we invented the internet... although America makes the most of it. YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Google, all American.