Brett Domino covered that ages ago. It also covers monkeys and snakes but if Arma can come up with anything better I challenge him to put it into song.
Armadeadn is probably like this guy: If it were me, I'd rip the shark's fins off, and ride it to shore like a surfboard. Then I'd beat it death with my bare hands.
I would imagine the tactic for sharks is to make the first move; bite HIS face off before bites off yours. No face, no problem.
Great White Strategy. Eye poke, they don't like it. As for bears I don't go for that kodiak pussy shit, I wrestle 5 polar bears at a time. Zangief has nothing on me. Seriously though I think if my life were on the line I'd be able to kill a dog.
Would that be a good strategy for dealing with big cats like lions and tigers? Or would I be better off pulling the legs apart until the rib cage breaks? Either way, big cats are seriously overrated. I'd show them what it really means to be an apex predator.
I don't think you'd be able to kill a bully breed of dog. They are considerably stronger for their size than a human. Same goes for chimps. As such, I bet cmdrmonkey is exceptionally strong.
Breed Standards (same for both genders): Weight: 30 to 70 lb (14 to 32 kg) Height: Male 14 to 24 in (36 to 61 cm)
Gamecube puncher is a pretty hilarious guy. The worst part is, I don't think he's joking when he says he thinks he could take a pitbull with his bare hands.
I hope for his sake he doesn't try it. I'm surprised at the stats about dog related deaths. The Rottweiler was ahead of the APBT last time I had looked. There must have been a surge of purchases by degenerate scumbags and thugs. It kills me to see those types of jackholes abuse these dogs.
They're extremely popular with the thug crowd down here in Miami. There's even a Cuban gangster rapper who calls himself pitbull.
In reality they probably are bigger. Many dogs are quite obese by breed standards. The female German Shepherd I had growing up weighed over a hundred pounds. I thought that was normal until the vet told us we had to put her on a diet. Female shepherds really aren't supposed to be weigh any more than about 60 or 70lbs. She was exceptionally good at begging and stealing food.
This is a pretty good example. Pitbulls apparently raised in a loving home with no history of violence still snapped one day and killed their owner. http://www.news4jax.com/news/14250768/detail.html There are craploads of these kinds of stories: http://pit-bulls.christianfunfair.org/attacks.htm
@cmdrmonkey: I wouldn't dispute that the dogs of good owners do sometimes turn on responsible, loving owners. But I do have my doubts that this is common. I've heard of a Yorkshire Terrier killing someone (was listed in stats, but it didn't give details), although I don't even see how a Yorkie would be capable of killing a human if it tried. The fact that the APBT currently has a bad rep and his therefore the dog of choice for status of idiot thugs doing who knows what to them or with them is more than likely the biggest source of problems with these dogs.
I don't see this working against a powerful dog. It could be a great strategy against a cooked lobster, however.
To be fair this pitbull is built like a brick shit house, but look at the size of it, it's tiny! I think I'll have to go with the logic of: If the animal is small enough for you to pick up and throw you should be able to kill it.
If it was slow and half dead you might have a chance. I think it would be easier to fight off a German Shepherd than a biting meat block like that.
The problem is us normal people see a strong, compact killing machine with huge teeth. Arma simply sees breakfast.