In olden times, tarring and feathering someone to look like a bird and running them out of town was the standard punishment for douchebaggery. Hilarity would ensue and justice would be served. Tar has a much lower boiling point than water, and only causes minor burns. The main thing with tarring and feathering was the humiliation of looking like a bird. I think this should be brought back and used on some of our corrupt politicians and corporate asshats. Who should we tar and feather first? Newt Gingrich? Anyone who voted for NDAA or who thought SOPA was a good idea? Maybe some Goldman Sachs executives?