Jews found a way to make the tongue sandwich delicious. Thinly sliced is the way to go. That's talent pulling that one off.
We have cow chips. Is that the same? Apparently my Grandapa was quite the cow chip tosser in his day.
I have no idea what that is, but I'm guessing it's ramen noodles on wonderbread since you mentioned being unemployed and both of those things can be had for pennies.
I too dabbled with ramen noodles during my occasional bouts of impoverishment back in college. Poverty is truly the only weight loss diet that works. I didn't even heat up the noodles most of the time... poured water and Tobasco sauce and drank it down as quickly as possible.
Hot sauce is a must with ramen noodles as the flavoring packets taste like ass. I also ate them a lot when I was a poor undergrad. You can buy them in bulk for a couple of bucks. What the hell is a noodle sandwich though?
Have you guys ever tried any of ramen noodles other than those cheap cup ones they sell for like 10 cents in American grocery stores? it's actually quite a delicacy. i suggest mi goreng (indonesian) or shin ramyun (korean) brands. i think even amazon carries them if you don't want to scour your town for an asian food store.
Only noodles are like are rice noodles, do like a portion of Singapore rice noodles from Chinese. Have rice with all my Asian foods.
cup-o-noodles is for fags. It's all about Ramen yummy squares of msg. At least their not served in a human trash heap of styrophoam.