Not only has the company declared bankrupcy but one of the higher ups apparently gave himself a 300% pay rise. Nice.
Today is our Holiday Party which started at 11AM. As of 2PM, so far I have eaten 8 chocolate chip cookies. 1 Peanut Butter cookie. A rum cake, a brownie type cake, a cupcake, chilli, soup, meatballs, macaroni & cheese, potato chips, some sort of fancy crackers and dip, another soup, chipotle chicken, italian hero, and a salad. I keep getting sugar rushes and crashes every few minutes. It really throws off the pacing when I'm trying to work.
I think I was 22% BMI when I started dieting. Now it says I'm at 27%. I am pretty convinced the increase is all water and muscle weight, sir!
Holy chow! That's quite a high bmi. I would advise you to cut back but your food stories are hilarious
Yeah. I'm slightly concerned about being the first person to diet themselves into obesity. I'm sure i could write a book about it though.
Shit. The holiday party leftovers are coming out. I must not eat 14 cookies today. I ended up eating a hearty helping of the food before I left work yesterday. But I didn't eat anything last night or this morning, so maybe it's ok to eat some cookies.
Not that I know of. Just ate a fat rump steak with the blood dripping out when you took a bite. Lovely....
A breakfast burrito is basically a fancy omelette wrapped in a tortilla. You do have omelettes and tortilla in England right? Someone must've combined the two.