That's pretty much what I think of most people's shoes, but I'd use the term 'gayest'. My fashion is based on function and as much lack of pretentious designs as possible.
Zip for easy access instead of laces is obviously good, but they still look like something a tramp would wear. Not saying you are a tramp though. Unless you are? <3
They're designed based on military combat boots, for bikers, and are more practical than any boots I've ever owned, so whatever I used to wear these back in my skinhead days: Also based on paratrooper boots.
These are the Clarks I wear now but they are getting worn down. I want a pair of these. They're expensive but they have lamb skin insoles.
I'ma take your grandpa's style, I'ma take your grandpa's style. No for real ask your grandpa can I have his hand-me-downs? http://youtu.be/QK8mJJJvaes