Trollmander-in-Chief 2.0: The Return

Discussion in 'monkeyCage' started by bfun, Jan 30, 2016.

  1. He couldn't hold in his emotions much longer. Trump's heart yearned for Rudy. And his heart wasn't the only thing throbbing. He couldn't come to terms with his homosexuality, so he did the next best thing. He dressed Rudy up in drag. He tried hard all day to convince himself what he was doing was right. She looked like a girl after all. Later that night he cried himself to sleep locked in Rudy's womanly arms. He knew nobody could know.
     
  2. I should write some Trump/Kim themed gay fan fiction
     
  3. He's in London now....
     
  4. Did they release the Trump baby baloon?
     
  5. Yes they did.

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    The protests were massive as well more people turned up for that then his inauguration.
     
  6. Can you guys just keep him? We don't want him back.
     
  7. Nah you can have him back. We already have one idiot twat of a leader.

     
  8. Nah. His cult of personality is already putting their spin on him siding with Putin over the FBI.
     
  9. #610 cmdrmonkey, Jul 17, 2018
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    I'm not sure if there's an English version of this, but It was written 20 years ago and seems to be the step by step playbook the Russians and Trump are following:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics

    Not all of their goals have come true, but they've pulled a lot of it off. They've been preparing for someone like Trump to foment division, isolationism, and distrust of the American political system for two decades. Brexit and the annexation of Crimea went exactly as planned. Trump's trade war will help with some of their other goals.
     
  10. Was he a Russian sleeper all along?
     
  11. It certainly seems that way. I wonder what they have on him that they are holding over him.
     
  12. Yeah, his behavior is really suspicious. He repeatedly will slam the USA over saying anything even moderate about Putin. It's just constant high praise. It's either that 5D chess I don't understand or something is up.
     
  13. #614 cmdrmonkey, Jul 17, 2018
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    We know that legit banks stopped lending him money due to his multiple bankruptcies and that he probably went to the Russians. There isn't much distinction between the Russian government, Russian oligarchs, and the Russian mob. Trump uses a lot of shell companies. He was probably laundering Russian drug and hooker money through his companies, and that was probably a condition of them loaning him money.
     
  14. Not discounting his behavior is suspicious as fuck. But he lives a very public life in the tabloids (at least in the NYC area). Surely it wouldn't have been difficult to directly connect him to Russia before or during the election? I'm assuming the govt does a background check on candidates? The man has the toppest of Top Secret clearances.....

    The biggest Trump troll of all is if we find out he is a secret agent. The man seems incapable of keeping a secret.
     
  15. #616 cmdrmonkey, Jul 17, 2018
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    Eh I don't know. Look at how many times FBI background checks fail and some guy who has been in the nuthouse 20 times buys an AR-15 and shoots up a school. Our government has a pretty poor record of running background checks on people.

    It's ironic that he was chanting lock her up and calling Hillary to most corrupt candidate ever when his real business in recent years has most likely been laundering drug and hooker money for Russian mobsters/oligarchs.
     
  16. Is that even legal? If it was a government job I thought it was illegal to discriminate against someone because they are gay.
     
  17. #618 cmdrmonkey, Jul 18, 2018
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  18. Trump has invited Putin to Washington. This Trump/Putin themed gay fanfiction I am working on practically writes itself.