Trollmander-in-Chief 2.0: The Return

Discussion in 'monkeyCage' started by bfun, Jan 30, 2016.

  1. Debates are not required. But I would still like to see them. Mostly for the shitshow I know they’ll be.

    But you are probably right. The easiest way to quell Trump support is to limit his speaking opportunities.

    Quick question for the more conservative members, how do we feel about Trump now that the Market has crashed? I kinda always figured that’d be his primary function, make more money for Wall Street so we can abolish capital gains taxes or whatever. Or was it all just a pump and dump?


     
  2. I get why she might be naked but why is she covered in what looks like lube or oil?
     
  3. They poured some sort of dyed milk or a substance that was supposed to represent dairy on themselves. I'm sure if young women keep taking out their jugs and pouring milk all over themselves that's definitely going to be effective in extinguishing whatever behavior they're trying to stop.
     
  4. His rallies are turning into the Jerry Springer show
     
  5. Right on cue...

    Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar drop out and endorse Biden. The DNC is gonna steamroll Sanders again.

    See you in 2024 Democrat’s. Better luck next time.
     
  6. Did either one of them have large followings? I don’t think their endorsements mean much.
     
  7. Biden was doing worse than Buttigieg until South Carolina.

    Sanders was the only one that was going to get over the 15% threshold tomorrow. That would’ve made him the defacto nominee.

    By endorsing Biden, they are throwing the delegates collected so far at Biden. Also it’s expected that Biden will pick up the voters they abdicated. He should now get the 15% to stay in the race.

    I mean it would be real embarrassing if Biden can’t deliver tomorrow and Sanders takes it down uncontested.
     
  8. To be fair. Seeing the opposition to Sanders in his own party. He will not be an effective President. None of his ideas will make it. So it’s all pretty pointless. Which sums up these elections.
     
  9. That's why I mostly treat this topic as entertainment. It's so rigged and corrupted that we really don't have a say in any of it.
     
  10. I mean he could go the Trump route of writing a bunch of executive orders, which then get shot down by the courts. But yeah, nothing he wants to do will get through even if he's elected. There's a huge apparatus in place to maintain the status quo.
     
  11. Maybe the corporate Democrats have decided if Biden can defeat the notorious gangster Corn Pop in the Battle of Chains and Rusty Razors, he could take out Trump.

     
  12. This is what I tell people when they freak out about Sanders.
     
  13. #753 cmdrmonkey, Mar 4, 2020
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    Loooolllllll

    I love his internet troll/high school bully taunts. So hilarious

    to be fair I think mini Mike may have won American Samoa for his 700M
     
  14. I laugh at the impoverished “winners” on Reddit that think Mike Bloomberg embarrassed himself or is the biggest “loser”.

    The man is worth $63 billion and showed off the most egregious example of “fuck you money” ever seen.
     
  15. I don't know. He had zero chance of winning anything and flushed almost a billion dollars down the toilet. I agree with Trump that he looks like a fool.
     
  16. There has never been a president who was also mayor of New York. Hopefully, it stays that way.

    Also, Trump wants to know if, like a really solid flu shot would help with Coronavirus. The doctors said about as much as a nuke in a hurricane. Trump said it wasn’t his idea, but that Putin had mentioned it during a conference call with the Taliban.


     
  17. If Biden gets the nomination we will see a repeat of the 2004 election: deeply unpopular incumbent Republican president going up against a Democratic candidate who is so boring that nobody turns out to vote for him.
     
  18. I don’t know about boring. Icky? Sure. Senile? You bet. But boring? Nah. I watch Biden with a sort of horrified fascination.

    Is he gonna smell some more little girl hair? Is he going to start babbling incoherently again? It’s a shitshow.

    If it’s Biden v Trump just wake me up in four years. Here’s a prediction for all that remain.

    Trump will crash the stock market at least 4 more times — if we ever get out of this one and don’t die from some evolving super virus he has no hope of understanding. The cure costs $100,000 a month for the rest of your life. Insurance companies are not obligated to cover it because it’s really just a flu shot. The stock market crashes again. Pence is replaced by Ivanka who becomes the first woman president when trump is finally removed from office. He is then arrested and extradited to New York.

    Biden will probably select Hillary as his VP, scuttling any chances of a victory anyways. But if he wins he’ll do dumb stuff like make a speech muddling the “Tear down that wall!” quote. Meanwhile, Hillary mandates forced abortions for all underage pregnancies and sends millions of refugees to flyover states. The influx of immigrants to these states changes the face of the electoral college forever. The coronavirus cure is distributed via municipal water supply. Hillary becomes the first woman president when Biden is found hanging in the Oval Office. It is ruled a suicide.

    Bernie would immediately release millions of prisoners and force the legalization of marijuana, then mushrooms, and finally LSD — all in an attempt to revive the economy. The stock market crashes and burns. This ushers in a mix of awesome European socialism for the homeless and terrible Soviet style gulags for all known CEOs. Nobody works. Economy crashes again. All the billionaires leave, making Ayn Rand a prophet. The cure is free but never distributed. Now everyone joins the army. But Bernie won’t go to war. And we are all drug addicts by this time anyways so we’d probably lose. He never names a VP making Pelosi the first woman president after he has another heart attack and dies.


     
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  20. #760 cmdrmonkey, Mar 18, 2020
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    Trump looks poised to be an even bigger socialist than Bernie. His solution to this crisis is just to send everyone checks.
     
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