The Boondock Saints I had forgotten about this one. I'd say it's up there with The Room as one of the most ineptly made, hilariously awful films I've seen. It didn't have much of a plot. Shit just sort of happens without any explanation. One minute some dude is shooting at them trying to kill them. The next he's their father. The soundtrack was dreadful tone deaf techno shit mixed with overdone classical music which plays over every action scene. I couldn't understand what the main characters were saying, not because of their accents, but because they mumble through most of the movie. The dialogue was quite literally some of the worst I've ever encountered. Some of it is just so cringe inducingly awful you'll want to bang your head on the wall. Willem Dafoe's gay FBI agent character was awkward and embarrassing beyond belief, especially the part where he's in drag trying to blow some dude. It has Ron Jeremy in it. All might have been forgiven if it at least had good action scenes, but it didn't. They were amateurish and poorly done. It was like whoever made it was trying really hard to be Tarantino but sucked really badly at it.
Manos: The Hands of Fate and The Room were very painful to watch. Oddly, I really enjoyed the awfulness of Troll 2.
Did you actually try to make it through Manos without the Mystery Science Theater treatment? That's just masochistic!
Human Centipede The premise of this was almost too ridiculous to be believed. I can see how it ended up becoming a South Park episode.
Atlas Shrugged Part 1 -13% on Rottentomatoes Ayn Rand's philosophy is already retarded and abhorrent, and used by a lot of slimy Wall Street types to justify their selfishness and greed, but on top of that this movie is supposed to be on the level of something on the SyFy channel in terms of its acting and budget. Frankly, it's about the level of treatment this turd of a book deserves. This is basically Battlefield Earth for the Tea Party.
Powder Some bald kid covered in baby powder gets picked on by rednecks for two hours for being different until he gets struck by lightning and explodes.
I think you just sold that film to me. Disregard, I just watched this and now I know all I need to know that is one of the worst movies of all time. Damn you watch a lot of shit monkey! :SPOILERS?:
Another thing that makes Powder a bundle of sheer awfulness? The director is a convicted child molester who likes to touch little boys.
The Shaft (aka Down) A mad scientist makes an evil sentient elevator that murders people. People are too lazy to just take the stairs so they keep getting killed.